Saturday, February 17, 2007

Founding Tragedy!

You may or may not be aware of the new $1 coins being issued, but with the evidence I present before you; I think it's safe to say that James Madison had some sort of carriage accident during his presidency. I like to think maybe he lost his son during this tragedy, to add more weight to the story. And with the loss of his son, and the scarring, he used his rage to develop beyond the Articles of Confederation, and be integral to crafting the Constitution and our current form of government.

While no evidence exists for any of these facts, I say to you that history is always changing!

Saturday, February 03, 2007

La Choca Nostra

He's a low level thug in a crime syndicate. He's kept on as a favor to a cousin, and he's not too bright. His brain damage means you either trick his child-like mind and get past, or knock him out only to regret it afterward.

His name is Marco O' Malley, and he's waiting in the alley for you.